Those Were Different Times #318
and the "Obviously A Spy From the American Dog Breeders Association Award" goes to:
♪♫ You must Whippet.... Whippet good! ♫♪
5. High beam and low beam for the blind cyclist.
4. Nah, I'm good. You go on. I'll catch a Greyhound later.
3.001. Lance Armstrong taking his performance enhancing dog.
3. Usually by the end of such a rigorous pedaling, Gregory's dogs would be about on the verge of killing him.
2.<&> Pupcycle shtick
2.666 He'd originally planned to peddle his ass all over town, but it was too heavy.
1.001. His bark is worse than his bike..
1."It's a little chilly I should have worn my raccoon."