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Those Were Different Times #318

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and the "Obviously A Spy From the American Dog Breeders Association Award" goes to:
♪♫ You must Whippet.... Whippet good! ♫♪
-Frodoh

5. High beam and low beam for the blind cyclist.
-Iverneil

4. Nah, I'm good. You go on. I'll catch a Greyhound later.
-KariGrant

3.001. Lance Armstrong taking his performance enhancing dog.
-Rotwang

3. Usually by the end of such a rigorous pedaling, Gregory's dogs would be about on the verge of killing him.
-VomitFlop

2.<&> Pupcycle shtick
2.666 He'd originally planned to peddle his ass all over town, but it was too heavy.
1.001. His bark is worse than his bike..
-MacSpruce

1."It's a little chilly I should have worn my raccoon."
-Mervin97

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Comment by MacSpruce on November 5, 2015 at 9:37am

Albert Hoffman's dogs dreaded their bicycle trips.

Comment by Rotwang on November 2, 2015 at 4:41am

The dog's name is Monkey.

Comment by JJJ23 on October 30, 2015 at 1:46pm

He figured he'd get some exercise on the bike cause people kept saying he was getting a little pooch.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on October 22, 2015 at 4:12pm

The reason for Cubs' batting slump; batting coach went insane?... Tmz- Keeping it real!

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on October 22, 2015 at 3:33pm

"Master, there might be trouble... You go first."

Comment by Rotwang on October 21, 2015 at 8:52pm

Lance Armstrong taking his performance enhancing dog.

Comment by Ian on October 20, 2015 at 10:20pm

Gilbert listens to way too much Kate Bush.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on October 18, 2015 at 12:41pm

He got pissed every time Bob wanted to go to the flea market.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on October 18, 2015 at 12:39pm

He got tired of hearing 'It's not polite to point' and committed suicide. The note, by the body in the road, read, "Wolf. Wolf wolf wolf. wolf. wolf... Distraught indeed.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on October 18, 2015 at 12:37pm

Remarkably, he could sniff out every one of Zigfried's connections before Zigfried.

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