Those Were Different Times #315
and the "One Pedo Theme To Rule Them All" award goes to:
See, now you're men. Marlboro men. Not boys anymore. Totally adult men. Totally, legally, adult men. In most states.
5. "Remember, kids, always give in to peer pressure, no matter what. It'll make your lives so much easier.
4. Break time at the Marlboro Man training camp.
3. The black kid's is menthol.
2. Leave it to Wheezer
1. "Tastes good right? Now imagine how good they'd taste in the jungle hunting Charlie."