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Those Were Different Times #309

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6. Joe always felt sorry for that guy.
-Mervin97

5. "You hear that, Invisible Man? Even this magic mirror knows you're here."
-VOmitFlop

Luckily, he has the memory of a goldfish.
4. He also like to peck at the mirror, like a parakeet.
-theDIRTYmidget

Starchy and Hush
3. Why are they singling me out??????
-Iverneil

"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, Who's the gabbiest of them all?"
2. ♪♫ I'm looking at the damned in the mirror ♫♪
-Frodoh

And then a loquacious vampire went and fucked everything up.
1. OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER TO DEATH THAN THEY APPEAR
-MacSpruce

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Comment by JJJ23 on June 1, 2015 at 7:15pm

George later took those down and replaced them with more realistic signs that read "Valar Morghulis" and "Valar Dohaeris".

Comment by Frodoh on June 1, 2015 at 6:50pm

"Mirror, Mirror on the wall,  Who's the gabbiest of them all?"

Comment by Iverneil on June 1, 2015 at 6:07pm

I want to die, who can I talk to.

Comment by Rotwang on May 25, 2015 at 8:03am

Farewell, Letterman.

Comment by Iverneil on May 20, 2015 at 10:22am

And that's how Nicolai knew they were on to him.

Comment by Iverneil on May 20, 2015 at 10:19am

Loose lips sink large men

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 19, 2015 at 8:38am

Gary Gilmore's fifth choice.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 19, 2015 at 8:36am

He was soon dead after hearing, 'Life is a Rock: But the Radio Rolled Me.'

Comment by MacSpruce on May 18, 2015 at 1:04am

Death rates for the syllogistically challenged were significantly higher than the mean. 

Comment by Iverneil on May 15, 2015 at 1:29pm

His captors had already cut his tongue out, the sign was their attempt at cruel humor.

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