Those Were Different Times #309
6. Joe always felt sorry for that guy.
5. "You hear that, Invisible Man? Even this magic mirror knows you're here."
Luckily, he has the memory of a goldfish.
4. He also like to peck at the mirror, like a parakeet.
Starchy and Hush
3. Why are they singling me out??????
"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, Who's the gabbiest of them all?"
2. ♪♫ I'm looking at the damned in the mirror ♫♪
And then a loquacious vampire went and fucked everything up.
1. OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER TO DEATH THAN THEY APPEAR