Those Were Different Times #308
6. Terminal Velocipede
5. He's the kid with the gravelly voice.
4. "NOTE TO SELF:
Baseball-cards, bad idea."
3. His mother tried to warn him. She told him the bike gangs were dangerous.
2. What really happens when people who are hating see you rolling.
1.9999. The only performance enhancing drug for Lance Armstrong's grandfather was gin.
1. Thanks, Coolidge.