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Those Were Different Times #308

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6. Terminal Velocipede
-MacSpruce

5. He's the kid with the gravelly voice.
-Iverneil

4. "NOTE TO SELF:
Baseball-cards, bad idea."
-theDIRTYmidget

3. His mother tried to warn him. She told him the bike gangs were dangerous.
-KariGrant

2. What really happens when people who are hating see you rolling.
-VomitFlop

1.9999. The only performance enhancing drug for Lance Armstrong's grandfather was gin.
1. Thanks, Coolidge.
-Rotwang

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Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on May 11, 2015 at 10:08am

Bob passed it off as listening for buffalo.

Comment by Iverneil on May 1, 2015 at 9:25pm

Prom?

Comment by drwho on April 29, 2015 at 5:21am

Is that the Unknown Contestant Beauty Contest I hear?

Comment by Iverneil on April 25, 2015 at 5:15pm

Suddenly, the bike threw a grounder.

Comment by Iverneil on April 23, 2015 at 5:09am

Ron's suicide attempts were all for attention.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 20, 2015 at 4:20pm

Everyone knows black dress-socks with shorts are bad luck.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 20, 2015 at 4:20pm

The day Rube Goldberg switched to cartooning.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 20, 2015 at 4:19pm

("When I said,
"I'm not going to stop the wheel, I'm going to break the wheel"
I should've specified it was a metaphor.")

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 20, 2015 at 4:18pm

"NOTE TO SELF:

Baseball-cards, bad idea."

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 20, 2015 at 4:17pm

"My 4-year-old daughter can jump ten cars on this thing."

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