Those Were Different Times #306
5. "No, let me guess. He's The Chosen One, isn't he? Of course, he is! After all, why wouldn't he be?"
She knows it's time for a changing when his
helmet fills and sloshes with urine and feces.
4. His first words were "Danger, Will Robinson!"
3. It's so much easier to get your child vaccinated. Stupid hipster parents.
Baby Jones Locker
2. Womb with a View
♪♫Hush now baby don't you die..."
1. I shall call him Gasper.