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Those Were Different Times #305

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and the special "Wow, Just Wow" award goes to:
♫♪♫ "Double your pleasure
Double your fun
I've got 2 mini-sluts
And you have none
One is a prostitute
One is a nun
I shall eat them alive
On a hot-dog bun
Double your pleasure
Double your fun
I just birthed them
Right out of my cun'
Refreshen your life mint
It's the right mint
The Doublemint® gum, gum
Double your pleasure
With Doublemint® Doublemint® gum
(Bite 'em for a burst of flavor™ ...
They'll squirt right in your mouth!)" ♪♫♪
-theDIRTYmidget

6. I'm crushing their heads between my index finger and thumb.
-JJJ23
(my favorite show)

5. They must be at Palm Beach.
-VomitFlop

Little did they know, she planned to use them
to play the big bass drum in the circus band.
4. She farts their hair dry.
-theDIRTYmidget

3. ♫ I'm going to Kansas city,
Kansas city, here I come.
They got some cr- .....................................
-Rotwang

Duh, TWINNING!!
2. Fifty Centimeters of Grey
-Frodoh

As they polished off another bottle of vodka, Denise discovered that the twins could really lick their holder.
1. Sorry we're late, hon. We got held up by a bimbo at the beach.
-MacSpruce

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Comment by Iverneil on April 15, 2015 at 5:04pm

So tired of these little bitches walking all over me!!

Comment by Iverneil on April 14, 2015 at 4:51pm

The Palmer twins

Comment by Frodoh on April 13, 2015 at 10:07pm

Introducing Edna and the Escherettes!

Comment by Frodoh on April 13, 2015 at 10:01pm

Inferior bras may lift, but they don't separate.

Comment by Frodoh on April 13, 2015 at 9:58pm

Duh, TWINNING!!

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on April 13, 2015 at 8:13pm

Help me find my car keys, and we'll drive out of here.

Comment by Iverneil on April 7, 2015 at 8:56am

Attack of the 50ft beach blanket bingo bimbo.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 6, 2015 at 9:12pm

The kinda shit Elvis used to jerk off to.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 6, 2015 at 3:43pm

"I see you're good at holding small things in your hands..."

Comment by JJJ23 on April 6, 2015 at 3:40pm

I'm crushing their heads between my index finger and thumb.

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