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Those Were Different Times #300

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4. Everyone celebrated Harper Lee's long awaited sequel, "To Kill A Gawkingbird."
-Karigrant

3. Do you remember the first time you shit your pants?
-Gerhardguffaw

2. How did you know I am an only child????
-Iverneail

1. "It felt like spaghetti was actually being strained directly at me!"
-theDIRTYmidget

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Comment by Iverneil on March 1, 2015 at 12:43pm

Because you are adopted, and I'm sending you back to outer space.

Comment by Iverneil on February 28, 2015 at 4:56pm

Next present, the meat whistle.

Comment by Iverneil on February 28, 2015 at 1:42pm

I'm still blind!!!

Comment by Iverneil on February 28, 2015 at 5:32am

Wow! you're right Father McMurphy!! I can see right through your clothes!!

Comment by JJJ23 on February 24, 2015 at 11:12am

He got to that one photo in the slide where Buck Rogers is passed out with a bottle of booze in his lap on bench at the bus station.

Comment by Iverneil on February 22, 2015 at 3:35pm

Now go stand on the roof, they will be behind the comet.

Comment by Frodoh on February 21, 2015 at 9:06pm

Early 50's gaydar utilized the 'Liberace scale',  and Jimmy had just spotted an 'eleven'!

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on February 21, 2015 at 3:06pm

The glasses enable him to more efficiently shuttle cock into his mouth. 

(Thanks to Iverneil for the inspiration.)

Comment by KariGrant on February 18, 2015 at 10:06pm

Early prototypes of C-PAP machines were fairly worthless.

Comment by KariGrant on February 18, 2015 at 10:05pm

Suddenly, I have a craving for Little Debbie Snack Cakes.

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