Those Were Different Times #295
7. Both disappointed that they don't actually serve buffalo at Buffalo Wild Wings®.
6. Everything was going fine until he heard the Electric Can Opener in the kitchen.
5. Cheetahs never prosper.
4. "No need to be scared he only eats children."
3. Dine & Dash champion, three years running.
2.33. he Anthro-zoological Society was all abuzz about the missing lynx.
2. At the Bridgeport Gentlemen's Club recently, a large cat was spotted …
1. "For a minute there, I thought you said that you'd joined a leopard colony."