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Those Were Different Times #291

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8. So, that's what they used to call the "money shot"...
-AKAAB

7. She's warned the neighbor boys about staring.
-theDIRTYmidget

6. Dawn had been waiting for this moment her entire life. It was zombie killing time.
-VomitFlop

5. How Chicken McNuggets are really made.
-Ian Renga

4. Meh, probably doesn't shave her cross-hairs.
-Slant

3. You better bring me some chocolate or I'm going to take you out!!! STOP LAUGHING AT MY PMS, you BASTARD!!!
-KariGrant

2. Shartshooter
-MacSpruce

1. JFK assassination theory 1000, scorned women.
Mervin97

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Comment by drwho on December 18, 2014 at 4:56am

Quit staring at me Mr. Drysdale, and you to Miss Jane.

Comment by Mervin97 on December 17, 2014 at 5:42am

American Sniper, cross dresser, Ru Paul version 

Comment by Mervin97 on December 17, 2014 at 5:40am

JFK assassination theory 1000, scorned women.

Comment by Iverneil on December 16, 2014 at 2:04pm

He took everything from me, my wife, my dog, my Winchester..sniff...and my little fire plug

Comment by drwho on December 16, 2014 at 8:17am

When she runs out of bullets, she still has her double-barreled slingshot.

Comment by drwho on December 16, 2014 at 8:16am

Leah Harvey Oswald

Comment by KariGrant on December 16, 2014 at 7:00am

You better bring me some chocolate or I'm going to take you out!!! STOP LAUGHING AT MY PMS, you BASTARD!!!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 15, 2014 at 5:19pm

Miss December loves dogs, modeling men's underwear and shooting the shit.

Comment by AKAAB on December 14, 2014 at 2:47pm

In an ironic turn, Ralphie's future wife put his eye out.  

Comment by AKAAB on December 14, 2014 at 2:46pm

The Hills Have Thighs

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