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Those Were Different Times #283

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7. The Photographer said he wanted to do a Period Piece today.
-38chrysler

6. Even Billy Mays' blood will come out with Oxyclean!
-Mike McHuman

5. Defloral arrangement.
-MacSpruce

4. "The sheets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!"
-VomitFlop

3. Not only was the marriage consummated, but there was enough consomme left over for everybody!
-MacSpruce

2. There were many false starts on the road to the invention of the Slip 'N Slide®.
-theDIRTYmidget

1. a lady farts once a year
-Whiz Kid

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Comment by MacSpruce on November 15, 2014 at 9:47am

Not only was the marriage consummated, but there was enough consomme left over for everybody!

Comment by Iverneil on November 15, 2014 at 4:29am

A warning to all that would consider butt sex.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on November 14, 2014 at 10:49am

They're into UFC sex.

Comment by RunSilent RunDeep on November 13, 2014 at 7:38pm

A young Mrs. Jackson Pollock.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 13, 2014 at 4:46pm

The first maxi-pad.

(That's Maxi on the ground.)

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 13, 2014 at 4:46pm

In pre-war Berlin, a secret gambling event favored by the bourgeoisie was
pillow-fighting to the death.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 13, 2014 at 4:44pm

In pre-war Berlin, a secret gambling event favored by the bourgeoisie was pillow-fighting to the death.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 13, 2014 at 4:43pm

At the first school-carnival ever, the only attraction was hurling feces at Effie.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 13, 2014 at 4:43pm

Interestingly enough, the advent of professional
crime-scene cleaning came during World War II.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 13, 2014 at 4:42pm

Here we see the great depression, filled with hardshit.

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