Those Were Different Times #283
7. The Photographer said he wanted to do a Period Piece today.
6. Even Billy Mays' blood will come out with Oxyclean!
5. Defloral arrangement.
4. "The sheets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!"
3. Not only was the marriage consummated, but there was enough consomme left over for everybody!
2. There were many false starts on the road to the invention of the Slip 'N Slide®.
1. a lady farts once a year