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6. I want one for every room in the house.
-RunSilent RunDeep

5. And on the seventh day the lord said "Make sure Heffner gets plenty of pussy"
-Iverneil

4. None of the bunnies looked forward to Hef's celebrating
his self-invented holiday of Mons-Cupping Day.
-theDIRTYmidget

3. Where's the cunning array of stunts I said I wanted to see?
-Macspruce

2. Who gets to pull my finger?
-38chrysler

1, The Pointy Sisters
-VomitFlop

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Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 15, 2014 at 4:03pm

Auditions for "A Whorous Line."

Comment by MacSpruce on November 15, 2014 at 9:37am

Donna really hoped she would pass muster, and not gas. 

Comment by Iverneil on November 15, 2014 at 4:58am

Your pussy's too big nope, your  pussy's too big nope, your pussy's too big nope....

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 14, 2014 at 4:14pm

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon.  You will be a minister of death praying for war.  But until that day you are pukes.  You are the lowest form of life on Earth.  You are not even human fucking beings.  You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!  Because I am hard, you will not like me.  But the more you hate me, the more you will learn.  I am hard but I am fair.  There is no racial bigotry here.  I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers.  Here you are all equally worthless.  And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved nightclubs.  Do you maggots understand that?"  

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 14, 2014 at 4:12pm

Strangely enough, they are all candidates for janitorial jobs, and those are their street-clothes.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 14, 2014 at 4:12pm

Hef models the new costume for the girls.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 14, 2014 at 4:11pm

"And you can all keep standing right there, too, until someone admits to stealing my yogurt."

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 14, 2014 at 4:11pm

None of the bunnies looked forward to Hef's celebrating
his self-invented holiday of Mons-Cupping Day.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 14, 2014 at 4:10pm

The Playboy® Empire:
A multibillion-dollar industry built on
the idea that The Vagina may or may not exist.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 14, 2014 at 4:09pm

The first bold steps toward nearly a century of staying in the closet.

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