Those Were Different Times #282
6. I want one for every room in the house.
5. And on the seventh day the lord said "Make sure Heffner gets plenty of pussy"
4. None of the bunnies looked forward to Hef's celebrating
his self-invented holiday of Mons-Cupping Day.
3. Where's the cunning array of stunts I said I wanted to see?
2. Who gets to pull my finger?
1, The Pointy Sisters