Those Were Different Times #269
8. Forget the roofies, we're all set.
7. I drank so much, I have no mammary of last night!?!
6. (“These are sure to sway the judging of The Zombified Marilyn Monroe Look-Alike Contest!”)
5. Bills herself as '...an engaging raconteur'.
4. Her cups runneth over.
3.5. Back in the good old days it was 'Two Cups One Girl'.
3. "Stepford Vineyards offers an enchanting yet subdued long-legged robust white that's never bone-dry..."
2. Liquor up front, Poker in the rear.
1. Behave your shelf.