Comedy Whirled

Those Were Different Times #269

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9. Teat-toteler
-38chrysler

8. Forget the roofies, we're all set.
-Iverneil

7. I drank so much, I have no mammary of last night!?!
-jams3kds

6. (“These are sure to sway the judging of The Zombified Marilyn Monroe Look-Alike Contest!”)
-theDIRTYmidget

5. Bills herself as '...an engaging raconteur'.
-FroDoh!

4. Her cups runneth over.
-KariGrant

3.5. Back in the good old days it was 'Two Cups One Girl'.
-Ian Renga

3. "Stepford Vineyards offers an enchanting yet subdued long-legged robust white that's never bone-dry..."
-Ian Renga

2. Liquor up front, Poker in the rear.
-MadAdam

1. Behave your shelf.
-the DIRTYmidget

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Comment by Jams3kds on August 25, 2014 at 11:40am

Red Solo D Cups

Comment by Jams3kds on August 25, 2014 at 11:39am

I drank so much, I have no mammary of last night!?!

Comment by Jams3kds on August 25, 2014 at 11:38am

Nice Boozbs

Comment by Jams3kds on August 25, 2014 at 11:38am

Chestequila

Comment by Iverneil on August 25, 2014 at 9:28am

She continued to be the life of the party, even after she died.

Comment by Iverneil on August 24, 2014 at 9:32am

I asked for a touch of the bubbly, so then she took her top down.

Comment by MadAdam on August 24, 2014 at 8:03am

Haaaappppy Birthhhhhhhday Mr. President of the local U.A.W...............

Comment by MadAdam on August 24, 2014 at 8:01am

Look son, here's a picture of your Mom the night you were conceived.

Comment by MadAdam on August 24, 2014 at 8:00am

Boy, Uncle Milty really knew how to throw a party!

Comment by MadAdam on August 24, 2014 at 7:59am

Liquor up front, Poker in the rear.

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