Those Were Different Times #267
5. Weird, thinking about banging someone that's probably 90 years old.
4. Formerly the Flat-chested Girls With Falsies Club
3. They had a soiree with the Illinois Fabricators
2.875. We like you for your money.
2. Not quite as fun as the "No Contraception Club".
1. "The first rule of No Deception Club is that we tell everybody about it!"