Those Were Different Times #265
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No, I don't think you can fit all of that in my vagina.
It's a good thing you have such highly developed muscles sonny. You're going to need them if you ever become a governor.
Good lord sonny!! you must whack off 10 hours a day!!
"I'll be bacchanal."
"Big deal, Arnie! Check out these titties wrapped around my knee caps!"
You can't say that in America anymore, young man. You'd better just go with Schwarz.
Conan the Barbellian
"Where's the Beef? All I see is a tumor."
"Remember when Uncle Ernie had one of those on his goiter? His voice was never the same after that. You know who he sounded like? Sylvester the Cat."
"Poor Ernie. How's his sister?"
"Didn't you hear? She lives in Schenectady with that one-eyed insurance salesman."
I always thought the testicles went at the bottom.
"Put some Windex on it." -My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002
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