Comedy Whirled

Those Were Different Times #264

-
-
-
Results:
-
-
-
8. Bea Arthropod
-MacSpruce

7. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the oyster bed.
-Mike McHuman

6. Worlds deadliest snatch
-Iverneil

5. Claw & Order: WTF!
-Gerhardguffaw

4. Jeanne Clawed van Clamme
-FroDoh!

3. "What happens when she reaches 100%?"
-Ian Renga

2. Women of the Sixties were always trying to do one better than Jackie O.
-MacSpruce

1. "I don't have 'crabs'. I have 'crustation'——singular."
-FroDoh!

Views: 241

Comment

Got a funny caption? Join Comedy Whirled!

Join Comedy Whirled

Comment by 38chrysler on July 26, 2014 at 8:31pm

What you mean..you wanted a dog?...you said "Go out and get us a Pinscher"

Comment by Iverneil on July 26, 2014 at 11:13am

What am I supposed to tell my husband??? you've ruined me!!

Comment by Iverneil on July 24, 2014 at 10:19am

Although I hadn't had a BJ for quite a while, I just couldn't chance it.

Comment by Frodoh on July 22, 2014 at 7:45pm

With her 50th crustacean inspired chapeau, Mildred reveled in surpassing Gretzky's record 49 hat-tricks.

Comment by Ian on July 21, 2014 at 10:20pm

THE PINK PINCHER

Starring  David Nibblin & Peter Sailors

with Claudia Crab O'Neil 

(I just now invented a new crab dish called Crab O'Neil.  Deal with it.)

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2014 at 10:14pm

Though well known as a crabalocker fishwife, few suspected that Camille was also a pornographic priestess. 

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2014 at 10:06pm

One way or another, Simone was determined to win Jacques Cousteau's heart.

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2014 at 9:33pm

Leopardskin pillbox hats are so passé. 

Comment by MacSpruce on July 21, 2014 at 9:20pm

Women of the Sixties were always trying to do one better than Jackie O. 

Comment by Iverneil on July 21, 2014 at 6:09pm
When you call her Crabcake, she goes sideways.

© 2019   Whirled Wide Network   Powered by Windmills

Badgers  |  Complain Complain Complain  |  Terms of Service