Those Were Different Times #264
8. Bea Arthropod
7. Looks like someone got up on the wrong side of the oyster bed.
6. Worlds deadliest snatch
5. Claw & Order: WTF!
4. Jeanne Clawed van Clamme
3. "What happens when she reaches 100%?"
2. Women of the Sixties were always trying to do one better than Jackie O.
1. "I don't have 'crabs'. I have 'crustation'——singular."