Those Were Different Times #250: the quarterofasumthinabration!
4. I wonder if Batman has any anti-schwing pills in his belt.
3.5. Talk about Robin the cradle!
3. "What part of '...I'm Bruce's youthful ward, Dick' don't you understand, girlfriend?
2. I like you because your legs are the same color as my face.
1.75. He's afraid she'll discover his secret gender identity
1. Wholly indifferent to women, Batman!