Those Were Different Times #249
8. Early playing cards were different in the Pre-Hoyle years. (11 of Spades)
7. She really needs to shave off a few pounds
6. Ethel loved shopping at Target.
5. Back then, there was no 'domestic violence' protection. You just had to go with it.
4. Esmeralda survived the knife throwing trick only to get sawed in half later.
3. Never bring your wife to a knife fight
2.1. Knife work if you can get it.
2. Blade Shunner
1. "Knife, uh, finds a way."