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Those Were Different Times #246

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3. Tonight she sleeps with the fish.
-Gerhardguffaw

2. Esmerelda was the best damn hooker in Fogarty's Cove. 
-MacSpruce

1. Mary had to kill every last fish in the sea before he proposed.
-Ian Renga

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Comment by MacSpruce on May 1, 2014 at 9:43pm

She was fishing for compliments, but once again, no luck. 

Comment by Iverneil on April 23, 2014 at 3:13pm

Giuseppe enjoyed life despite the constant threat of having his head sucked into an alternate universe.

Comment by Iverneil on April 23, 2014 at 3:10pm

He's as full of flap as that bitch over there.

Comment by Iverneil on April 23, 2014 at 3:05pm

Something told Pedro he was getting some pussy tonight.

Comment by Ian on April 22, 2014 at 7:00pm

Mary had to kill every last fish in the sea before he proposed.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 21, 2014 at 5:54pm

Holy Mackerel!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 21, 2014 at 5:53pm

Tonight she sleeps with the fish.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 21, 2014 at 5:49pm

Mr. & Mrs. Abe Vigoda

Comment by Ian on April 21, 2014 at 5:30pm

"Anyway, like I was sayin', bass is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, bass-kabobs, bass creole, bass gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple bass, lemon bass, coconut bass, pepper bass, bass soup, bass stew, bass salad, bass and potatoes, bass burger, bass sandwich. That- that's about it."

Comment by MacSpruce on April 21, 2014 at 12:28pm

Esmerelda was the best damn hooker in Fogarty's Cove. 

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