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Those Were Different Times #245

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8. The first hint that Molar Power was the wave of the future.
-Gerhardguffaw

7. Mouth big enough to hold 3 out of 5 Dicks.
-drwho

6. One of these nights, we have to find some women.
-Iverneil

5. Stop looking down in the mouth.
-Mike McHuman


4. Latest polls show 3 out of 5 men like to be inside another man's mouth.
-MPG

3. Say, "cheese."
-AKAAB

2.125. They mean the men in the mouth of the man in the moon.
2. There's never an eclipse around when you need one.
-MacSpruce

"It's curtains for those boys, see?"
1. "Your move, NASA."
-VomitFlop

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Comment by mellowpuma on April 20, 2014 at 5:32pm

in the early days of the fbi, mug shots were so much more fun.  also, instead of miranda rights, they gave out cotton candy and whiskey.

Comment by Iverneil on April 20, 2014 at 8:11am

Good men are dying out there, you boys should be ashamed of yourselves.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 17, 2014 at 11:01am

There's never an eclipse around when you need one. 

Comment by drwho on April 16, 2014 at 7:26am

Mouth big enough to hold 3 out of 5 Dicks.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 13, 2014 at 8:49am

That's one small step for man, and one giant gulp for mankind.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 13, 2014 at 8:43am

The #1 hit this week is...

"The S.A.F.E.T.Y Floss Dance" by Men With Hats!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 13, 2014 at 8:40am

The first hint that Molar Power was the wave of the future.

Comment by Iverneil on April 12, 2014 at 3:20pm

One of these nights, we have to find some women.

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 12, 2014 at 2:09am

Stop looking down in the mouth.

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 12, 2014 at 2:09am

Three out of five dentists recommend mouthwash.

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