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Those Were Different Times #242

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9. Hang in there, kitten!
-MPG

8. "When I'm not busting thugs and eating donuts, I like to hang out and take in some Iron Maiden."
-Gerhardguffaw

7. Fucking Superglue.
-Mike McHuman

6. Move it along, nothing to se heerrrree......
-Iverneil

"5. Fucking magnets! How do they work?!"
-MomitFlop

4. That's the last time I eat a street burrito.
-drwho

3. Splat foot
-Iverneil

2. He's not with the construction crew, he's just one of the hangers-on.
-MacSpruce

1. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night will keep this postman from falling to his death.
-Mike McHuman

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Comment by VomitFlop on April 3, 2014 at 4:44pm

Didn't Third Eye Blind write a song about this?

Comment by VomitFlop on April 3, 2014 at 4:43pm

"Oh, shit. Somebody stop him! He's gone postal!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 3, 2014 at 4:42pm

"Fucking magnets! How do they work?!"

Comment by VomitFlop on April 3, 2014 at 4:42pm

Even Deputy O'Doole is not above the law of gravity.

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 3, 2014 at 8:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night will keep this postman from falling to his death.

Comment by Iverneil on April 2, 2014 at 9:17am

Splat foot

Comment by drwho on April 2, 2014 at 5:16am

That's the last time I eat a street burrito.

Comment by Mike McHuman on April 2, 2014 at 12:34am

It used to be that, when the clock struck midnight on the new year, instead of dropping a ball of light, New York City would drop a Nazi.

Comment by MacSpruce on April 1, 2014 at 10:46pm

He's not with the construction crew, he's just one of the hangers-on. 

Comment by Iverneil on March 30, 2014 at 1:06pm

Move it along, nothing to se heerrrree......

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