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Those Were Different Times #226: The Ennorrismentabration!

Those Were Different Times #226: The Ennorrismentabration!

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2. I went with the baggy pair that concealed my sawed off shotgun.
-Iverneil

1. "Hey, you.... yeah, I'm talkin' to YOU, Levis®. Bind my legs at your fucking peril."
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Comment by Iverneil on January 10, 2014 at 6:33pm

That's how Chuck waves at Arabs.

Comment by Iverneil on January 9, 2014 at 3:08pm

Chuck's final insult would be farting at his beaten opponent.

Comment by LL Bein on January 8, 2014 at 9:34pm

... And your point is, Sir?

Comment by Mike McHuman on January 8, 2014 at 8:42pm

There are at least eight websites devoted to Chuck Norris jokes (that's not even counting all of the joke sites that have a Chuck Norris section) and someone thinks they're going to post something original here. That's funny.

Comment by Mike McHuman on January 8, 2014 at 8:31pm

LL Bein: how's this for a Bruce Lee joke?

Comment by LL Bein on January 8, 2014 at 7:36pm

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Comment by LL Bein on January 8, 2014 at 7:13pm

Thousands of Chuck Norris jokes and counting... Ever wonder why you never hear one about Bruce Lee??? - Because Bruce Lee is NO joke!

Comment by Iverneil on January 8, 2014 at 11:33am

For the last time Chuck, NO! you did not step in dog shit!!

Comment by Iverneil on January 8, 2014 at 11:32am

I went with the baggy pair that concealed my sawed off shotgun.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 7, 2014 at 12:55pm

If you hold that pose shown in the advertisement for longer than 4 hours, send the pants back immediately!

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