4. "As you can see from this picture I'm innocent, its not possible for me to leave 2 footprints."
3. "Actually, Mr. Simpson, could you maybe not wear the boot on your, ahem, penis
2. If the boots don't fit, you must return'em for store credit!
1. Remember when O. J. Simpson was a handsome articulate charismatic football star who was a talented thespian?
Neither do I.