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Those Were Different Times #210: The Thirdlegabration!

Those Were Different Times #210: The Thirdlegabration!

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4. "As you can see from this picture I'm innocent, its not possible for me to leave 2 footprints."
-Mervin97

3. "Actually, Mr. Simpson, could you maybe not wear the boot on your, ahem, penis
-VomitFlop

2. If the boots don't fit, you must return'em for store credit!
-LLBein

1. Remember when O. J. Simpson was a handsome articulate charismatic football star who was a talented thespian?
Neither do I.
-Mike McHuman

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Comment by Mike McHuman on November 20, 2013 at 8:41pm

He needed the extra foot so he could step on the gas twice as hard.

Comment by Mike McHuman on November 19, 2013 at 9:53pm

Too coked up to care.

Comment by MacSpruce on November 18, 2013 at 10:46pm

I didn't do it. And I've got three legs. 

Comment by MacSpruce on November 18, 2013 at 10:45pm

Dingo-dongo, the bitch is dead … 

Comment by Frodoh on November 18, 2013 at 6:55pm

"First I fucked 'em, then I fucked 'em up to boot!"

Comment by Frodoh on November 18, 2013 at 6:54pm

Well endowed and well healed!

Comment by drwho on November 18, 2013 at 5:07am

I wear two size elevens and one size twelve.

Comment by Mervin97 on November 17, 2013 at 4:53pm

"As you can see from this picture I'm innocent, its not possible for me to leave 2 footprints."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 17, 2013 at 9:12am

"...and Dingo was his M. O."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on November 17, 2013 at 9:11am

The only boot that promises "turf toe!"

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