Those Were Different Times #209: TheBeardabration!
(causea the daily contest change, i'm stepping up, no more slacking for melly)
and the "Video That Doesn't End Like I Thought It Would"award goes to:
great effort this time, gang. way to hussle. the state championship is ours to lose. next weekend the mud frogs won't know what hit em.
you all get comments on your comments, cause now it's on! woooo! really? nobody has a tub of gatoraide? like that whole thing? well, annywaaay:
8. Richard the lion headed
(that's what she said)
7. Lee was known to be a slacker.
(it had not donned on me, with the pants ad, and the slacking thing. i guess it's what you'd call "an unintentional double on laundry"! ? meh. i worked with what i had.)
6. I wish "No Shave" November would end already
(i only wish i had "competition grade" facial hair growing ablily. i totally missed out on mustache february.)
5. The slacks of Dr. Moreau.
(i think those are "chinos", slacks are generally more comfort oriented, and i doubt duder could tie his shoes in those. I wore some back in my "buy clothes from thrift store days" i called them my "ass pants". and yes ... the ladies did respond. although ... it could've been the bossanova ... )
4. Sam Spayed
(i found this one corn flakes ad ... i think it'll make your day. to be corntinued.)
3. The rain in Spain falls plainly on your mane.
(nice. thumbs up. but ... i have to wonder what things are like in russia? in russia, do pants lion you?)
2. King of the Junk Hole
1. "Lee cub-pleats me™
(a much better tag line, seriously)