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Those Were Different Times #206: The You'llshootyoureyeoutabration!

Those Were Different Times #206: The You'llshootyoureyeoutabration!

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6. Christmas evening, the family embarked on a hunt for 90-pound weaklings.
-Buttermilk

5. Thanks Dad. This means I can skip Algebra now, right Dad? RIGHT DAD????
-Mike McHuman

4. "What the fuck, Dad, I wanted a .44 Magnum with a Silencer!"
-Gerhardguffaw

3. Then they all went out and bagged four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
-MacSpruce

2. No fair Dad!, you have to take off your glasses too.
-Iverneil

1. "Keep in mind, family, that it's always better to give bullets than it is to receive them."
-VomitFlop

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Comment by bigjas on October 24, 2013 at 9:05am

families that lose an eye together,stay together.

Comment by MacSpruce on October 17, 2013 at 7:59am

Then they all went out and bagged four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. 

Comment by MacSpruce on October 17, 2013 at 7:58am

Origin of the phrase 'whoops-a-daisy'. 

Comment by MacSpruce on October 17, 2013 at 7:58am

A Christmas to remember that they wished they could forget. 

Comment by Buttermilk on October 16, 2013 at 3:47am

Gun rack $49.99 extra for driving Miss Daisy.

Comment by Buttermilk on October 16, 2013 at 3:41am

It was no coincidence that Dad came to be called B.B. King.

Comment by Buttermilk on October 16, 2013 at 3:39am

Christmas evening, the family embarked on a hunt for 90-pound weaklings.

Comment by Buttermilk on October 16, 2013 at 3:36am

I would have preferred the comic books.

Comment by Buttermilk on October 16, 2013 at 3:34am

Everyone but Mrs. Duke came to regret the choice of Christmas presents.

Comment by 38chrysler on October 15, 2013 at 3:43pm

...now Go Out and take care of those pesky Carolers.

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