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Those Were Different Times #203: The Bloodglucoseabration!

Those Were Different Times #203: The Bloodglucoseabration!

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6. No thanks. I prefer straight coca.
-drwho

5, I put some in my kids bottle and he exploded
-Iverneil

4. Science is ongoing on how to get cola out of a breast pump.
-Buttermilk

3. Now all you need are noise cancelling headphones and a room with a door that locks.
-JJJ23

2. Well, that explains the Tea Party.
-Mike McHuman

1. It's never too soon. Douche with cola during pregnancy to give your child a head start
-MacSpruce

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Comment by JJJ23 on September 15, 2013 at 2:52pm

Now all you need are noise cancelling headphones and a room with a door that locks.

Comment by JJJ23 on September 15, 2013 at 2:51pm

If there's no coke it ain't cola.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 13, 2013 at 9:52pm

Impressed, the Tobacco Board of America soon launched a similar campaign.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 13, 2013 at 9:44pm

It's never too soon. Douche with cola during pregnancy to give your child a head start!

Comment by Buttermilk on September 11, 2013 at 3:57am

Free sippy cup to new customers.

Comment by Buttermilk on September 11, 2013 at 3:53am

Science is ongoing on how to get cola out of a breast pump.

Comment by Buttermilk on September 11, 2013 at 3:51am

Teething rings go better with coke.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 11, 2013 at 1:16am

Never mind the cola-teral damage.

Comment by MacSpruce on September 11, 2013 at 1:14am

As you might expect, the campaign eventually fizzled out. 

Comment by MacSpruce on September 11, 2013 at 1:12am

Nobody puts baby off the cola.

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