Those Were Different Times Contest #94
Introducing "Christmas with Rico"
8. Rico never heeded the "Don't eat the yellow snow" warning.
7. Includes the timeless classics, "I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus", and "I'll be Homo for Christmas"!
6. he climbs down the chimney & passes judgment on you.
5.75. ... requires a paid escort dressed as a Smurf™.
5.5... is less preferable than Christmas with Brian David Mitchell.
5. ... Suave.
4. Includes the hit singles:
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Cock!
Don't leave me a cookie, I do it all for the nookie
Santa got his nutmeg
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow, I'll take an eightball.
On Donner, on Blitzen and a little bit on Rudolphs titties.
Rico the Red Nosed Pedophile
Mommy, theres somethin hard in Santas lap
And everyones favorite " Silent Night, Roofie Night".
3. If naughty, your gift's in his sack.
2. Don't it make my eyebrows blue....
1. The Federal Trade Commision forced him to drop 'Merry' from the title due to truth in advertising laws