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Those Were Different Times Contest #94

Those Were Different Times Contest #94

Introducing "Christmas with Rico"

Results:

8. Rico never heeded the "Don't eat the yellow snow" warning.
-chuckkling

7. Includes the timeless classics, "I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus", and "I'll be Homo for Christmas"!
-Shag

6. he climbs down the chimney & passes judgment on you.
-antistar

5.75. ... requires a paid escort dressed as a Smurf™.
5.5... is less preferable than Christmas with Brian David Mitchell.
5. ... Suave.
-theDIRTYmidget

4. Includes the hit singles:
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Cock!
Don't leave me a cookie, I do it all for the nookie
Santa got his nutmeg
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow, I'll take an eightball.
On Donner, on Blitzen and a little bit on Rudolphs titties.
Rico the Red Nosed Pedophile
Mommy, theres somethin hard in Santas lap
And everyones favorite " Silent Night, Roofie Night".
-MadAdam

3. If naughty, your gift's in his sack.
-donairs

2. Don't it make my eyebrows blue....
-drwho

1. The Federal Trade Commision forced him to drop 'Merry' from the title due to truth in advertising laws
-missalicia

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Comment by MadAdam on November 27, 2010 at 8:09am
Includes the hit singles:
Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls, Cock!
Don't leave me a cookie, I do it all for the nookie
Santa got his nutmeg
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow, I'll take an eightball.
On Donner, on Blitzen and a little bit on Rudolphs titties.
Rico the Red Nosed Pedophile
Mommy, theres somethin hard in Santas lap
And everyones favorite " Silent Night, Roofie Night".
Comment by MadAdam on November 27, 2010 at 8:00am
Recorded at San Quentin Maximum Security Prison, where we use pool cue chalk for eye shadow and cherry kool-aid for rouge, well, some of us do.
Comment by MacSpruce on November 27, 2010 at 5:12am
If he has his way, it'll be Christmas in Rico ...
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 27, 2010 at 4:20am
... Suave.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 27, 2010 at 4:19am
... involves peyote.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 27, 2010 at 4:19am
... involves a lot of peyote and cosmetics.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 27, 2010 at 4:19am
... is a three-week bender, tributing his mother, Violetta, a truckstop prostitute from San Antonio.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 27, 2010 at 4:17am
... usually consists primarily of drinking enough expired egg-nog
to make him pass out in the blueberry pie.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 27, 2010 at 4:16am
... makes Mardi Gras look like a pile of shit.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 27, 2010 at 4:13am
... requires a paid escort dressed as a Smurf™.

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