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Those Were Different Times #197: The Shakenbabyabration!

Those Were Different Times #197: The Shakenbabyabration!

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...and the "Best Mutated Punchline Ever" award goes to:
"Hey fly there's a wader in my soup!"
-Ian Renga


5. The artist is in hiding from Child Protective Services to this day
-dr who

4. Slip Slidin' Oy Vey!
-MacSpruce

3. The first rule of Soap Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
-Slant

2. O.K. kid, OUT! Time for Daddy to make some Gin.
-MadAdam

1. So Gentle, it never brings tears to their eyes...so you'll has to resort to other measures.
-38chrysler

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Comment by MacSpruce on June 20, 2013 at 1:55am

They have a high rate of turnover. 

Comment by MacSpruce on June 17, 2013 at 8:31pm

Recommended by 4 out of 5 sadistic orphanage nannies. 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 15, 2013 at 1:25pm

"Help...I've fallen and my diaper needs changed!"

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 15, 2013 at 1:24pm

Nobody puts baby in a fruity ad.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 15, 2013 at 1:22pm

He thought it would make his Fruit Of The Looms smell better.

Comment by Iverneil on June 15, 2013 at 9:18am

Now lick it all up!!

Comment by MadAdam on June 15, 2013 at 6:54am

O.K. kid, OUT! Time for Daddy to make some Gin.

Comment by 38chrysler on June 14, 2013 at 5:03am

Mother, Tested......Casey Anthony , Approved !

Comment by 38chrysler on June 14, 2013 at 4:59am

So Gentle, it never brings tears to their eyes...so you'll has to resort to other measures.

Comment by 38chrysler on June 14, 2013 at 4:50am

...and yet when GrandPa was older, he actually began to like sponge baths.

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