Those Were Different Times #196: The Condomentabration!
3. No, but she can open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew.
Sings the praises of MiracleWhip, but really cracks a smile when someone says CoolWhip.
[*]Great but let's see how she French's.
The KitchenBouqet indicated Betty had more than something browning in the oven.
Pardon me, I may have a little GreyPoupon.
[*]The New "O" Face of Pace Piquante Sauce.
1. Well......if a man gives her permission.