Those Were Different Times #193: The Saintisfaction!
2. Hacky Holidays!!-Iverneil
1. ...and the chimney fire started when I struck up a Lucky-buttermilk
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Fuckin' yeah deck those halls, can I get topped off sweetheart?
Just like 'ol Santa after the first few stops.
"Funny I don't feel toasted."
I say mommy smoking Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe last night.
After sex with Jimmy's mom, Santa loves to light one up while enjoying his milk and cookies.
I enjoy a good smoke after I've had some kid bouncing up and down on my lap
I would prefer cocaine, thank you very much!
The beard hides the hole in his voice box.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
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