Those Were Different Times #191: The Tamening!
5. And you can put your junk in the trunk
4. But if you want a blow job your going to need a Porsche 911
3. You ever been fingered in a hatchback?
2.75. "She cost so little to make you happy" has never hired a ho on Saturday night."
2.5. GLesbian Coupe also available. Automatic only.
2. The moment he drove her off the lot, she felt undervalued.
1. Like a spirited woman who yearns to be tamed...
she wasn't about to offer any gas money.
she invented "I have to wash my hair tonight" on the spot.
she crushes his manhood faster than a souped up Chevy on nitro.
she snickers at his tired attempts to show her his skills with a stick.
she obliterates his self esteem before he can open the door for her.
she ends up with the guy that owns a muscle car.