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Those Were Different Times #191: The Tamening!

Those Were Different Times #191: The Tamening!

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5. And you can put your junk in the trunk
-Iverneil

4. But if you want a blow job your going to need a Porsche 911
-Mervin 97


3. You ever been fingered in a hatchback?
-toofpick

2.75. "She cost so little to make you happy" has never hired a ho on Saturday night."
2.5. GLesbian Coupe also available. Automatic only.
2. The moment he drove her off the lot, she felt undervalued.
-Buttermilk


1. Like a spirited woman who yearns to be tamed...
she wasn't about to offer any gas money.
she invented "I have to wash my hair tonight" on the spot.
she crushes his manhood faster than a souped up Chevy on nitro.
she snickers at his tired attempts to show her his skills with a stick.
she obliterates his self esteem before he can open the door for her.
she ends up with the guy that owns a muscle car.
-LL Bein

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Comment by toofpick on March 29, 2013 at 12:45am

You ever been fingered in a hatchback?

Comment by toofpick on March 29, 2013 at 12:27am

For those that like a lemon with their fish.

Comment by toofpick on March 29, 2013 at 12:26am

I rode it till the wheels fell off 2 blocks from the dealership. 

Comment by Ian on March 27, 2013 at 7:32pm

Of the seven sisters, Maia racked up the most miles.

Comment by Iverneil on March 25, 2013 at 1:56pm

And you can put your junk in the trunk

Comment by Buttermilk on March 25, 2013 at 4:16am

GLesbian Coupe also available. Automatic only.

Comment by Buttermilk on March 24, 2013 at 10:27am

Men always fly the coupe when something hotter comes along.

Comment by Buttermilk on March 24, 2013 at 10:25am

Car-boned dating.

Comment by Buttermilk on March 24, 2013 at 10:22am

This is verges on tach-less.

Comment by Buttermilk on March 24, 2013 at 10:20am

"She cost so little to make you happy" has never hired a ho on Saturday night."

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