Those Were Different Times #182: Eaglehaslandedabration!
Introducing: "HOLD O TO YOUR FREEDOM" by TONY BRAZIS
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They figured the blind musician would never know they had to substitute a white dove with an eagle, until it bit his finger off.
His cover of The Misfits - Where Eagles Dare Is just OK.
This escape was a horrible idea.
Also hold on to your horses while I make country fried eagle.
Aerie that I breathe
I fought the claw and the claw won
Heard it through the condor
Got me raptor round her finger
look what they've done to my craw ma
I saw him on America's got talons
His guitar's name is Freedom, his eagle's name is Deirks, his mustache goes by Hank W. Kickass, and the man himself well the Native Americans just call him Half Man Who Fingers Birds.
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
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