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Those Were Different Times #181: The Stababration!

Those Were Different Times #181: The Stababration!

Introducing: "MUSIC FOR HAPPY OCCASIONS STAB STAB DOIN' THE STAB in High Fidelity"

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Results:

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... and the "In Phenomanly Bad Taste" Award goes to:
OJ and Nicole's wedding song
-slant


6.75 Problem is, 'The Stab' simply has no hook.

6.5 Some people really know how to shiv it up!

6. Featuring: ♪♫ The Way to a Man's Heart is Between His Left 4th or 5th Anterior Intercostal Space, Through the Pluera, Lingula, and Pericardium, and Pretty Much Nowhere Near His Frickin' Stomach"♪♫♪
-FroDoh!

5. You'd better fuckin' clap!
-MacSpruce


4.5My heart is filled with pain and Zorro

4.25 Dancing with the scars

4. ♪♫ If you're happy and you know it stab your friends♪♫
_Iverneil


3. "It only seems to hurt you when I do this."
"Well then stop doing thaaaaahhh!!!!"
-Ian Renga

2. ♪♫... keep away from runaround Ginsu.
-Slant

1. Essential track: "Voorhees A Jolly Good Fellow!
-JJJ23

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Comment by Iverneil on July 13, 2012 at 3:00pm

I'm not a good dancer....but I'll take a stab at it

Comment by Iverneil on July 13, 2012 at 7:25am

♪♫ If you're happy and you know it stab your friends♪♫

Comment by VomitFlop on July 12, 2012 at 3:15pm

♫ Ah, let's go to the chop. Let's go to the chop (oh baby). Let's go to the chop (oh baby). Let's go to the chop. Come on, let's go to the chop. ♫

Comment by VomitFlop on July 12, 2012 at 3:12pm

Fun Fact: Michael Myers was once an aspiring pop star, just like Rob Zombie!

Comment by VomitFlop on July 12, 2012 at 3:08pm

"For legal reasons, we must insist that you do the stab proverbially &/or ironically. Thank you!"

Comment by VomitFlop on July 12, 2012 at 3:06pm

I guess stabbing something/body could be classified as a "Happy Occasion".

Comment by MacSpruce on July 11, 2012 at 9:22pm

You'd better fuckin' clap! 

Comment by JJJ23 on July 10, 2012 at 7:20pm

Rolling Stone called it "...not music...criminal evidence...deep...a scream".

Comment by JJJ23 on July 10, 2012 at 7:13pm

"In my clients defense your honor, he was just doin' the stab."/ "Case dismissed."

Comment by JJJ23 on July 10, 2012 at 7:10pm

Essential track: "Voorhees A Jolly Good Fellow!"

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