Those Were Different Times #166: The Endoritocoolranchification

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Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on February 22, 2012 at 11:16am

"Can you hang on while I fetch my tin of hair-pomade / bag balm?" 

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on February 22, 2012 at 11:16am

"I know it's been a while since we talked and I ejaculated onto your 'Chantilly Lace'
(and your pretty face), but I just wanted to let you know that the 'Bopper' is
considerably smaller now that it's been ravaged by several horrible STDs!  
Oh, Baby, that's-a what I hate!  

'Bye!" 

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on February 22, 2012 at 11:14am

"Sorry I haven't called in a while, but I'll admit I was
intimidated by your height and meat-loaf sized clitoris!"  

Comment by JJJ23 on February 4, 2012 at 11:09pm

She's gonna be disappointed when she looks just to her right and realizes she's ten times his size.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 2, 2012 at 11:02pm

"guitarection"

Comment by chuckkling on February 1, 2012 at 10:31pm

"Don't worry baby! Statistics show planes are way safer than cars baby!"

Comment by Iverneil on January 27, 2012 at 6:56am

"Hellooo baby!!" " who's this?" "Bopper",  "Topper?" "no Bopper!" "copper?" "NO BOPPER!!!, you know..feel real loose like a long neck goose???"  "I'm calling the police"

Comment by JJJ23 on January 26, 2012 at 9:21pm

Hey babe! Me, Buddy Holly, and Ritchie Valens were all just talking about how if we all died in a plane crash most people would forget about me because I'm by far the least talented of the three of us. What d'you think?/ Who is this?

Comment by Ian Renga on January 26, 2012 at 8:51pm

Comment by Iverneil on January 26, 2012 at 5:21pm

I wanna crash when I get home