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Those Were Different Times #164: The Belatabration!

Those Were Different Times #164: The Belatabration!

Introducing: Jimmy McGriff's album "I'VE GOT A WOMAN (AT THE ORGAN)". 

Results:

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and the misrepresntation by means of representation award goes to:
I've Got A Woman... At The Bagpipe - Jimmy Macspruce.
-LL Bein (disregard previous dash)


and the just common sense award goes to:
I DON'T LIKE PICKLES, I GET A LITTLE MAD WHEN THEY PUT ONE ON THE PLATE NEXT TO MY SANDWICH, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DO THAT, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO REMEMBER TO ASK THEM NOT TO, DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT
Jimmy McGriff
-antistar (again disregard the previous name given, sheesh)


8. Who's got one thumb and just paid for a prostitute because most women are creeped out by him not having a right hand, but still manages to play the organ well enough to earn money to afford food, motel rent, booze, prostitutes, and small amounts of drugs for said prostitutes to numb them up and prepare them for what he likes to do in bed with his nub? This Guy!
-JJJ23


7. I liked his second album better "I'm resting my balls on my babys head"
-Iverneil

5. But can she play it?
-JJJ23

4. Jimmy "I'm Not Gay Sheesh" McGriff
-antistar

3. Later he was pissed to discover she was really a boy named named Sue.
-Buttermilk

2. The designer forgot the single quote-marks around the word ‘WOMAN’, which,
of course, refers, euphemistically, to his proudly-displayed, upraised left fist.
-theDIRTYmidget

1. Detectives said that if they had understood the cryptic messages in this album earlier , the women caged up in his basement would have been rescued sooner.
-Iverneil

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Comment by Ian on November 15, 2011 at 12:20am

Comment by JJJ23 on November 14, 2011 at 4:29pm

Who's got one thumb and just paid for a prostitute because most women are creeped out by him not having a right hand, but still manages to play the organ well enough to earn money to afford food, motel rent, booze, prostitutes, and small amounts of drugs for said prostitutes to numb them up and prepare them for what he likes to do in bed with his nub? This Guy!

Comment by Iverneil on November 14, 2011 at 12:22pm

Detectives said that if they had understood the cryptic messages in this album earlier , the women caged up in his basement would have been rescued sooner.

Comment by Iverneil on November 14, 2011 at 4:15am

I liked his second album better "I'm resting my balls on my babys head"

Comment by Bubba Licious on November 13, 2011 at 8:56am

That plumber's wife sure knows how to lay some pipe organ.

Comment by Shag on November 12, 2011 at 4:53pm

Comment by chuckkling on November 12, 2011 at 4:46pm

Is this the organ grinder you speak of?

Comment by Shag on November 12, 2011 at 4:34pm

It's just ashame that Jimmy plays the SkinFlute!

Comment by JJJ23 on November 12, 2011 at 4:29pm

I hate to tell ya Jimmy but if you're at the organ you've got a man.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 12, 2011 at 4:27pm

But can she play it?

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