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Those Were Different Times #164: The Belatabration!

Those Were Different Times #164: The Belatabration!

Introducing: Jimmy McGriff's album "I'VE GOT A WOMAN (AT THE ORGAN)". 

Results:

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and the misrepresntation by means of representation award goes to:
I've Got A Woman... At The Bagpipe - Jimmy Macspruce.
-LL Bein (disregard previous dash)


and the just common sense award goes to:
I DON'T LIKE PICKLES, I GET A LITTLE MAD WHEN THEY PUT ONE ON THE PLATE NEXT TO MY SANDWICH, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DO THAT, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO REMEMBER TO ASK THEM NOT TO, DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT
Jimmy McGriff
-antistar (again disregard the previous name given, sheesh)


8. Who's got one thumb and just paid for a prostitute because most women are creeped out by him not having a right hand, but still manages to play the organ well enough to earn money to afford food, motel rent, booze, prostitutes, and small amounts of drugs for said prostitutes to numb them up and prepare them for what he likes to do in bed with his nub? This Guy!
-JJJ23


7. I liked his second album better "I'm resting my balls on my babys head"
-Iverneil

5. But can she play it?
-JJJ23

4. Jimmy "I'm Not Gay Sheesh" McGriff
-antistar

3. Later he was pissed to discover she was really a boy named named Sue.
-Buttermilk

2. The designer forgot the single quote-marks around the word ‘WOMAN’, which,
of course, refers, euphemistically, to his proudly-displayed, upraised left fist.
-theDIRTYmidget

1. Detectives said that if they had understood the cryptic messages in this album earlier , the women caged up in his basement would have been rescued sooner.
-Iverneil

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Comment by MacSpruce on November 22, 2011 at 10:11am

 

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 20, 2011 at 1:25pm

Pretty uppity, don'tchya think?

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 20, 2011 at 1:25pm

His last album was called
"I FUCK MY DOG, SO, I'M PRETTY DEPRESSED
AND PROBABLY WON'T RELEASE ANOTHER RECORD
UNTIL THIS ONE MAKES ENOUGH MONEY FOR ME TO GET A WOMAN." 

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 20, 2011 at 1:24pm

"... AND NO PANTS, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 20, 2011 at 1:23pm

His other thumb is in his butt. 

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on November 20, 2011 at 1:23pm

The designer forgot the single quote-marks around the word ‘WOMAN’, which,
of course, refers, euphemistically, to his proudly-displayed, upraised left fist. 

Comment by JJJ23 on November 18, 2011 at 12:22am

It's not til track three that you find out the "woman" is living inside Jimmy's male body.

Comment by Buttermilk on November 17, 2011 at 7:11am

He had a reputation as a "player", but in truth he was all thumbs.

Comment by Buttermilk on November 17, 2011 at 7:05am

Later he was pissed to discover she was really a boy named named Sue.

Comment by Iverneil on November 15, 2011 at 4:22am

Better than having a man at the flute

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