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Those Were Different Times #160: The Millionarabration!

Those Were Different Times #160: The Millionarabration!

LOVE CRAZY Results:

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And the special "Latin Lover" Award goes to:
Sic Semple Secretarius
-MacSpruce

 

11. It's all her fault because she's a woman, now he knows why the Arabs make them wear bedsheets, how can a man possibly be expected to withhold his right to make The Sex Attack when a woman is all "work-like" around him?
-antistar

10. No, she was more like his orafice wife.
-Iverneil

9. "Mrs. Blackwood!, will you run out and pick up a few things? write this down..ball gag, anal intruder, bull whip, grease gun, pliers, block and tackle, funnel, hand cuffs, towing chain, OH!...and a bag of pretzels".
-Iverneil


8. "Was she the boss's office wife?"
Well, did she insist on re-arranging the furniture, claim to have a headache when he wanted sex, and constantly nag him to take out the garbage?
-MacSpruce

7. -What Good Are All His Millions If He Can't Put It In Her Bum-Bum?
-antistar

6. "Anything?..Really?...ANYTHING!!??...wow!....I'm dying for a burrito!!"
-Iverneil

5. Thank God typing makes women horny.
-keibar

4. Eleven o'clock meant it was time for "sloppy-copies"
-antistar

3.

-ian renga

Stella was known as his "Privates Secretary."
-Gerhardguffaw

2. "Beatrice gently removed the jammed staples from the stapler.  She could feel his eyes watching her movements and it made her blush.  But she knew that his huge stapler needed unjamming.  And that was her job, wasn't it? Again, she let him hold his stapler, now with more excitement.  She watched him as he stapled over and over.  Pounding his stapler.  Occasionally pausing to look into her eyes.  Now he stapled harder than ever.  But this had to be done.  He had been putting off this stack of papers for far too long.  Far too long."
-Leathershorts

1. Monica Lewdnisky's favorite bedtime story
-Codename: Spydergirl

 

 

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Comment by Iverneil on October 8, 2011 at 7:28pm
"Anything?..Really?...ANYTHING!!??...wow!....I'm dying for a burrito!!"
Comment by MacSpruce on October 7, 2011 at 10:39pm

A cautionary tale about the dangerous psychological effects of purple draperies. 

Comment by Iverneil on October 5, 2011 at 8:18am
"DON'T LOOK AT ME!!... DON'T EVER FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!"
Comment by Iverneil on October 4, 2011 at 7:43am
"I need more than this"..."Money?"....."No, your dick is too small!"
Comment by Ian on October 4, 2011 at 2:39am
Comment by Lloyd Christmas on October 3, 2011 at 11:40am
"Beatrice gently removed the jammed staples from the stapler.  She could feel his eyes watching her movements and it made her blush.  But she knew that his huge stapler needed unjamming.  And that was her job, wasn't it? Again, she let him hold his stapler, now with more excitement.  She watched him as he stapled over and over.  Pounding his stapler.  Occasionally pausing to look into her eyes.  Now he stapled harder than ever.  But this had to be done.  He had been putting off this stack of papers for far too long.  Far too long."
Comment by Codename: Spydergirl on October 2, 2011 at 10:16pm
Monica Lewdnisky's favorite bedtime story
Comment by Codename: Spydergirl on October 2, 2011 at 10:14pm
I did not know Clinton is millionaire.
Comment by MacSpruce on October 2, 2011 at 9:14pm
Gestetner? I hardly know her!
Comment by MacSpruce on October 2, 2011 at 9:09pm
Sic Semple Secretarius 

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