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Those Were Different Times #157 TheNotTheCarsThatPlayMusicabration!

Those Were Different Times #157 TheNotTheCarsThatPlayMusicabration!

Introducing: THE CARS THAT EAT PEOPLE

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5. Be advised, trouble spots seem to be roadways and parking lots.
-iverneil

4. The Cars that Eat People II:  The SUV that contracted HIV on the streets of Philadelphia.
-jessicaligula

3. "What is a better Peter Weir-directed film than 'The Truman Show', Alex?"
 -theDIRTYmidget

2. hey'll spare you if you're willing to give them a valve job
-MacSpruce

1. ...I hate to part with it, but she's a total ass guzzler...
-slant

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Comment by MacSpruce on September 19, 2011 at 9:37pm
They also tend to swerve and crash on blood. Damn, that stuff is is slippery!
Comment by Iverneil on September 19, 2011 at 7:59am
They got a real bad rating in Consumer Digest.
Comment by Iverneil on September 19, 2011 at 7:57am
I hate those fucking cars
Comment by jessicaligula on September 18, 2011 at 10:40am
The Cars that Eat People II:  The SUV that contracted HIV on the streets of Philadelphia.
Comment by Iverneil on September 17, 2011 at 10:37am
Be advised, trouble spots seem to be roadways and parking lots.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 16, 2011 at 1:20pm

The official car of Jeffrey Dahmer.

Comment by Lloyd Christmas on September 16, 2011 at 9:40am
BUT WAIT, THERE ARE STILL MOOOORE PREVIEWS!:

HEY MAC, FILL'R UP...WITH BLOOD! *AARRRRGHGGHGHGH!!!*

HIGHWAY 666: I KEEP SPINNING OUT ON OIL SLICKS, WAIT, THAT'S NOT OIL! *AARRRRGHGHGHGHGH!!!*

ANTIQUE CAR SHOW: MORE LIKE ANTIQUE CAR BLOODBATH!

THE END OF THE ROAD: CARS THAT HAD OVER 100,000 MILES AND OR 7 YEARS OF RUNNING ON BLOOD
Comment by Lloyd Christmas on September 16, 2011 at 9:31am
AND STAY TUNED FOLLOWING THE FEATURE FOR EXCLUSIVE PREVIEWS SUCH AS:

THE MOVIES THAT ACTUAL PEOPLE ACTUALLY WORKED ON FOR ACTUAL YEARS TO GO IN DEBT FOR

STRUCK BY A CAR; THANK GOD I'M NOT A PEOPLE!; A DEER'S STORY

KILLER KARZ; A SCREEN ADAPTATION OF THE 1950'S NOVEL BY NEW LINE CINEMA WRITERS, KILLER KARZ

LOOK LEFT, LOOK RIGHT, HOLY SHIT! LOOK OUT! ITS A SPIKED EL CAMINO!

THE CARS THAT USED TO EAT PEOPLE BUT HAVE SINCE SETTLED FOR JUST GIVING YOU A PAINFUL CROTCH-RASH WITH EACH RIDE
Comment by Lloyd Christmas on September 16, 2011 at 9:20am
AND STILL GET THEIR OIL CHANGED EVERY 3,000 MILES!
Comment by Lloyd Christmas on September 16, 2011 at 9:18am
Also from New Line Cinema:

THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE, IN FACT, BEEN EATEN BY CARS, BUT WERE STILL ALIVE ENOUGH TO MAKE A SEQUEL FROM

CARS, PEOPLE, PEOPLE-EATING CARS, AND THEIR STORIES

THE TRUCKS THAT ENJOY SIPPING ON ESPRESSO AND DISCUSSING THE FINER POINTS OF ESTABLISHED CROQUET ETTIQUETTE.

CARS GONE WILD: THINGS GET SLIPPERIER IN THE CAR WASH

WHAT REALLY MOTIVATES PEOPLE TO PUT A SUCTION CUP GARFIELD DOLL IN THEIR CAR WINDOW

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