Those Were Different Times #156 The NoOneUnder18AdmittedWithoutAGuardianabration
Introducting: "WHIEN THE EAIRTH CRAICKED OPEN". And yes, I will need to see some ID.
Update, then results.
After doing some research, what with blogs and whatnot, I believe this to be an oddly big budget ultra christian end of days movie which was deceptively repackaged and/or boob-ed up for european audiences. In the following picture, that 7 horned rhinocerous biblical revelation apocalypse monster can be seen.
If this actually were a hammer film, more information would be available about it.
And the special "Captain Obvious" award goes to:
...A Fat Male Artist With Multiple Fetishes Went Off Big Time
8. Wow, they weren't kidding when they said "Now Showing"!
...It Was Decided That Hiding Boobies Was A Pre-Cracked-Open-Earth Outdated Social Standard .
7. I'm glad to see she's wearing that radio-communication headset, because she's in for some serious rogering.
6. and lo, the End of Days shall be wrought not unlike a Def Leppard song
5. "... I knew in my heart that I finally had to try out my formal, elbow-length fisting-gloves."
4.. Don't Wear Tits After Labor Day" is really a good guideline to go by, turns out
2. Sean Connery ran in and said something vaguely sexual and not very funny.
1. META #1! (it happened)
Alternate Titles & Sequels include:
The Little Fur Maid
The Day The Earth Stood Still And Stared At Your Tits
The Puss Hidin' Adventure .
Cool Hand Lube
Mars Needs Women But Not Their Tops