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Those Were Different Times #156 The NoOneUnder18AdmittedWithoutAGuardianabration

Those Were Different Times #156 The NoOneUnder18AdmittedWithoutAGuardianabration

Introducting: "WHIEN THE EAIRTH CRAICKED OPEN". And yes, I will need to see some ID.

 

Update, then results.

After doing some research, what with blogs and whatnot, I believe this to be an oddly big budget ultra christian end of days movie which was deceptively repackaged and/or boob-ed up for european audiences.  In the following picture, that  7 horned rhinocerous biblical revelation apocalypse monster can be seen. 

 

If this actually were a hammer film, more information would be available about it.

 

Results:

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And the special "Captain Obvious" award goes to:
...A Fat Male Artist With Multiple Fetishes Went Off Big Time
-antistar


8. Wow, they weren't kidding when they said "Now Showing"!
-MacSpruce

...It Was Decided That Hiding Boobies Was A Pre-Cracked-Open-Earth Outdated Social Standard .
-antistar


7. I'm glad to see she's wearing that radio-communication headset, because she's in for some serious rogering.
-MacSpruce

 

6. and lo, the End of Days shall be wrought not unlike a Def Leppard song
-antistar

 

5. "... I knew in my heart that I finally had to try out my formal, elbow-length fisting-gloves."
-theDIRTYmidget

 

4.. Don't Wear Tits After Labor Day" is really a good guideline to go by, turns out
-antistar

 

3.

-ian renga

 

2. Sean Connery ran in and said something vaguely sexual and not very funny.
-theDIRTYmidget

1. META #1! (it happened)


Alternate Titles & Sequels include:
The Little Fur Maid
The Day The Earth Stood Still And Stared At Your Tits
The Puss Hidin' Adventure .
Cool Hand Lube
Mars Needs Women But Not Their Tops
-LL Bein

 

 

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Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on September 13, 2011 at 4:34am
"... the tremors made my clit pop out like a turkey thermometer,
 with a big, loud ''BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING!!!!!'
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on September 13, 2011 at 4:32am
"... I knew no one would give a shit if I started eating carbs again." 
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on September 13, 2011 at 4:32am
"... I came like a geyser." 
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on September 13, 2011 at 4:32am
"... the sulphurous brimstone was the first scent in years
that could even come close to drowning out my nauseating vaginal odor." 
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on September 13, 2011 at 4:32am
"... no one would ever again be safe from my thigh-knife." 
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on September 13, 2011 at 4:31am
"... my thirst for turquoise eye-shadow could nevermore again be slaked." 
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on September 13, 2011 at 4:31am
"... I felt a compulsion to pull my tank-top betwixt my tits
and ram my head into the glass globe of a gumball-machine." 
Comment by Donairs on September 12, 2011 at 11:27am
The earth cracking open I can believe. But a young topless woman not being ravaged by a hoard of post apocalyptic savages? That's a bit of a stretch.
Comment by Iverneil on September 12, 2011 at 8:06am
Crack Whores
Comment by Iverneil on September 12, 2011 at 8:00am
It won't be the first time something like this ruined my vacation

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