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Those Were Different Times #147: The Multipliciting!

Those Were Different Times #147: The Multipliciting!

Introducing:

Using fabulous "stereo vision"  I will now attempt to show you both the front AND BACK cover of Baby Lu-lu's "Baby Lu-lu".  Enjoy. Enjoy.  (sorry still tuning the technology) (sorry still tuning the technology)

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Resuts:

Resuts: (sorry)

 

... and the "Captain Obvious" award goes to:
Watch that first record.  It's a 'lulu'. 
Oh, and she's fuckin' batshit crazy
-theDIRTYmidget

 

10. Can only record when she's off her meds.
-keibar

 

9. Holds the Billboard® record for most fan suicides.
-theDIRTYmidget

 

8. Baby Lu-Lu was eventually sued by the Association Of Children Who Don't Wish To Be Viewed As Retards.
-antistar


7. The record takes a scary turn towards the end with "Go and Tell Others", "Pray For Me", and the hidden track "Daddy Ain't My Real Daddy". .
-JJJ23

 

6.  Sins Committed By Lu-Lu With This Album
■vanity
■untruthfulness
■cruelty to animals
■lying
■polka-dotting
■exceeding the BHR's hair-height limit
■touching her own heiney-hole under the blanket
■saying things that are not true
■pre-meditated over-Jesusing
■sharing her vagina with the towns-folk
■perpetuating the stereotype that blonde southern women are dangerous, delusional nut-jobs
-antistar


5. Lulu has nice puppies, but the dogs are annoying.
-drwho
(whaaa whaaa)


4. Please contribute generously to their ministry. 
Do you think tailor-made poodle-hats grow on trees?
-theDIRTYmidget

 

3. Doesn't know the difference between Jesus and heart worm
-keibar

 

2, The whole thing smacks of poodlephilia.
-MacSpruce
(almost the recipient of the "To Catch A Predator In A Record Store" award, then I read it again)

 

1. her manager was later indicted on 219 counts of baby-shaking .
-antistar

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Comment by drwho on August 5, 2011 at 4:50am
Lulu has nice puppies, but the dogs are annoying.
Comment by MacSpruce on August 4, 2011 at 10:37pm
She's remarkably articulate for a 3½ year-old.
Comment by MacSpruce on August 4, 2011 at 10:25pm
The whole thing smacks of poodlephilia.
Comment by MacSpruce on August 4, 2011 at 10:19pm
Ululation fans will enjoy playing this album backwards.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on August 2, 2011 at 4:29am
Holds the Billboard® record for most fan suicides. 
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on August 2, 2011 at 4:28am

Baby Lulu, of course, refers to a small fib. 
You know, a half-truth, or 'white' lie. 

Let's face it.: 
She's pathological, believes nothing she sings about,
worships Satan, and lives on fresh poodle-blood,
which she ravenously guzzles from their pulsing necks after twisting off their heads. 

Which is not to say, however, that the album isn't great

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on August 2, 2011 at 4:25am
Was sued for copyright by the British inventor of a potty-chair for conjoined toddlers. 
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on August 2, 2011 at 4:24am
Not to be confused with Scottish pop-star, Lulu,
who, by comparison, seems as talented as Jimi Hendrix
Leonardo DaVinci and Jesus Christ rolled into one. 
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on August 2, 2011 at 4:24am
Not to be confused with the cartoon-character Little Lulu®,
who, by comparison, seems as intelligent as the IBM® computer, Watson™. 
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on August 2, 2011 at 4:19am
Rocketed to cult-like status, and by that I mean she was the head of a cult
who believed they were all destined to live on a planet ruled by Jesus
and a race of benevolent and wise singing-poodles. 

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