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Those Were Different Times #146 The Endurening!

Those Were Different Times #146 The Endurening!

Introducing: "THE MYSTERY TREND  SO GLAD i FOUND YOU"

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Resutls:


12. Given these fellas' proclivities, that should read, "SO GLAD I FOUND EWE".
-MacSpruce (awwww)


11. The Mystery Trend is banging women
and not telling your orgy-buddies.
-theDIRTYmidget

 

10. I'm picking up bad vibrations.
-JJJ23

 

9. Side B, Now How Do I get rid of the Body.
-Mervin97

 

8. Title of their next album: "We wish the cops didn't figure out our trend involved pedophilia." .
-Keibar

 

7. Also includes the songs:
>"We all bought a belt but you."
"I can light you up, I'm smoking hot!"
"Glad we found our daddy since our mom's a slut."
-Buttermilk

 

6. Oh, its no mystery.
-Mervin97

 

5. The Mystery Trend would later be briefly known as The Gay Cancer
-theDIRTYmidget

 

4. So Glad I Found You refers to the Quaalude he dropped in the lime green shag carpeting
-MadSdam

 

3. Known for their uncharted hit "A Trend is Something That is Popular to the Public at the Time and Not at All a Mystery". .
-JJJ23 (nice)

 

2. The name, "Dick Smothers" finally makes sense!
-Slant

 

1. Robert Christgau of Rolling Stone called it "quite obviously just a recording of the four men from the cover masturbating in a room together for nearly an hour with the "singer" occasionally murmuring something to his penis about how glad he is that he found it." .
-JJJ23

 

 

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Comment by MadAdam on July 30, 2011 at 11:13am
Is it plagiarism that they used Scooby Doo font?
Comment by MadAdam on July 30, 2011 at 11:10am
The mystery is why is that flasher wearing clothes under his London Fog raincoat?
Comment by MadAdam on July 30, 2011 at 11:07am
The Mystery Trend is shaving their junk so they're not coughing up pubic hairballs anymore.
Comment by MadAdam on July 30, 2011 at 11:03am
So Glad I Found You refers to the Quaalude he dropped in the lime green shag carpeting.
Comment by MacSpruce on July 30, 2011 at 12:10am
Given these fellas' proclivities, that should read, "SO GLAD I FOUND EWE".
Comment by JJJ23 on July 29, 2011 at 10:12pm
They were discovered at Big Beat's annual Beat Off.
Comment by drwho on July 29, 2011 at 4:48am

Featuring these favorites!

 

Words You Whisper (to get me to swallow)

Johnny Was a Good Boy (oh yes he was)

Carrots on a String (make them easier to pull out)

Ten Empty Cups (and twenty girls)

Shame, Shame, Shame, Miss Roxie (we are vaginally averse)

 

Comment by drwho on July 29, 2011 at 4:40am
From the looks of them, their trend is no mystery.
Comment by JJJ23 on July 28, 2011 at 9:50pm
I'm picking up bad vibrations.
Comment by MacSpruce on July 27, 2011 at 10:49pm

 

The mystery deepens: 

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