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Those Were Different Times #145: The Returnening!

Those Were Different Times #145: The Returnening!

Introducing: "Minitel Rose THE FRENCH MACHINE"

Results:

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... and the "Dark Side Approved Funk Award" goes to:

-ian renga

 

10. Music to listen to while fucking a warm, empty Brie skin.
-MadAdam
(I'll have to take your word for it.)

 

9. There's no such thing as French rock; it's more like French gravel.
-keibar
(It's tricky, insulting the french by twisting word meanings, cause they love that shit.)

 

8. Featuring the hit:  Un! Deux! Trois! Quatre!  Donnez-moi la cigarette!
-LeatherShorts.
(that didn't take long ...)

 

7. The creator of this cover won a Special Grammy® accompanied by
a restraining-order guaranteeing broken hands if ever caught designing anything else.  
-theDIRTYmidget


(also, his gift basket contained a can of tar and a bag of feathers)

6. Daft Flunk
-LeatherShorts
(nice)

 

5. All of their songs are about grammar and Charles de Gaulle.
-keibar
(What? No chain smoking, no musing about life?)

 

4. Side 1:
>1.Keytar Goddess, You Look So Good On The Checkered Tile
>2.Herpes On My Keyboard
3.Rockin' Right Here Right Now Won't You Rock Too (Too Late, You're Already Rockin', We Got You)
>4.Their Aren't Enough Songs In The Early Eighties About The Artistic Integrity Of Electronics In Music, So Here's Another Song (About That)
5.I'm French!  Go Suck It.
6.Very Earnest & Corny Instrumental
Side 2
>1.Go To Bed, Old Man!  We're Rocking With Keytars, Your Generation Wouldn't Understand This Sort Of Thing
2.Cup The Mic, Turn Up That Reverb, Let's Have Crazy Rockin'
3.Super Laser Symphony With *pyew-pyew* Laser Beams
>4.Did We Mention The Artistic Debate Over Electronics Replacing Acoustic Instruments?  Just Wanted To Be Sure
5.Get Up & Dance, You Bastard!
6.How Many Lasers Can You Get?!  Wow!
>7.Keytar Goddess, You Make Us All Rock So Much To The Boom-Boom Beat-Beat
>8.Nothing Says "The Future Is NOW" Like Grids, Grids, Grids
-antistar
(impressive)

 

3. I had a feeling that the Marquis de Sade was behind the creation of the internet.
-JJJ23
(bummp bummp BUMMMMP!)


2. BLEEP BLOOP WE GIVE UP DON'T SHOOT
-antistar
(I smell a hit!)


1. Boot it up and it surrenders.
-MacSpruce

 

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Comment by MadAdam on July 25, 2011 at 4:03pm
Music to listen to while fucking a warm, empty Brie skin.
Comment by MacSpruce on July 25, 2011 at 11:52am
Not to be confused with Dominique Strauss-Kahn, The French Masher.
Comment by Buttermilk on July 24, 2011 at 5:52am
U.S.Freedom Fries producers release the album as "The Big Purple Machine That Didn't Join the War".
Comment by Buttermilk on July 24, 2011 at 5:46am
Minitel's AZERTY labels label FVTVR as copier cats.
Comment by Ian on July 22, 2011 at 11:28pm
Comment by MacSpruce on July 22, 2011 at 10:26pm

A French MacHine? Acchh, there's noo such a thing as a Froggie Scotsman!

Comment by MacSpruce on July 22, 2011 at 9:52pm
Featuring:
Purple Seine
I Want You to Climb the Eiffel Tower of My Love
When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Citroëns, (and Vice Versa)
Plastered in Paris
Killing Me Softly with Gauloises
I Camembert to Lose You
Peugeot! Who Farted?
Comment by drwho on July 21, 2011 at 12:55pm
Runs on wine.
Comment by drwho on July 21, 2011 at 12:55pm
Made with German precision for the Italian job.
Comment by MacSpruce on July 20, 2011 at 10:20am
The French Machine requires a French Connection, which makes it easy to Hack, man.

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