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Those Were Different Times #143

Introducing: "PACHACAMAC - BOLETIN Y ELEGIA BE LAS MITAS"

RESULTAMUNDO:

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And the "Ohh My God, Someone Besides Me Knows What That Means Award" goes to:
In case anyone ever wondered what happened to Remo Williams, which isn't likely...
-Ian Renga


13. He's half the singer he used to be.
-JJJ23

11. Seniorita- Is that a new bikini or are you just happy to see me?
-Jim McPartland

10. Beto attempts to break Perry Como's record of catching falling stars.
-Buttermilk

9. Every time el condor pasa, he droppa loada guano on me.
-MacSpruce

8. "Well, at least he seems to be expressing some remorse at having savagely murdered those water-skiers."
-antistar

7. ...and on the seventh day God gave him a bag of oranges
-chuckkling

6. Those must be massive hooters he's describing.
-drwho

5. Every day it's the same thing.:  
Crude self-baptism, pray to Cocomama for boobies, crap in the lake, lunch
-theDIRtymidget

4. Tonight on Celebrity Challenge: Wayne Newton juggles letters
-Tom O'Brien

3. He looks more like a "Bob" to me.
-drwho

2. "Big Mac wants to know what the shiny birds way up in the sky are.  Handle it, Sergeant."
-antistar

1. He just fell out of a planeful of sweepstakes-winners
on their way to Shatner Camp®.
-theDIRTYmidget

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Comment by Mervin97 on June 7, 2011 at 4:18am
"What? my hair is not from a can."
Comment by MacSpruce on June 1, 2011 at 9:08am
He's obsessed with breasts and feces. In other words he's a Titicaca fetishist.
Comment by drwho on June 1, 2011 at 6:15am
He looks more like a "Bob" to me.
Comment by drwho on June 1, 2011 at 6:14am
Those must be massive hooters he's describing.
Comment by Buttermilk on June 1, 2011 at 2:14am
After a beetle attack, Beto realizes he's half the man he used to be.
Comment by Buttermilk on June 1, 2011 at 2:06am
Beto attempts to break Perry Como's record of catching falling stars.
Comment by Buttermilk on June 1, 2011 at 1:59am
Word has it, his legs were shot off by the Pachebel Cannon.
Comment by MacSpruce on June 1, 2011 at 1:16am
Warning: Juggling chainsaws can be hazardous to your health.
Comment by chuckkling on May 31, 2011 at 6:38pm
I compliment the chef for his PachacaMac & Cheese.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 31, 2011 at 5:50pm

Includes the hits...

I'm Glad I Have Hands

Second String Catcher

For The Last Time, I'm Not Bruce Lee!

 

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