Those Were Different Times #132
Introducing "Don and Seymour"
RESULTS: Now In STEREOty ... not.
RESULTS: Now without numerical rankings! Because that is just really like something that's so, you know, hierarchial. We should really be moving toward anarchistic collectives, who live in harmony, and like, hey, why do we even need money?
"Don's not here, Mrs. Torrance."
(that's the kid from the shining talking with his finger, right?)
Don loves "the Touch, the Feel..of Cotton.."©
Damn humans want a larger cut of the pie and I'm stuck with a hand up my ass!
Sadly the band split up right after this picture was taken, when Seymour realized that even in the lint trap, he could do better.
Seymour was created without arms to cut down on the feces distribution.
Includes the smash hit,I want to eat Lamb Chop
Winner of the KKKrammy Award for Best Racist Puppet.
(too soon, too soon)
Seymour is Catholic and is giving up singing for Lint
he's gawking at a group of nearby puppets, openly considering the unthinkable: Puppet Infidelity
Seymour, Seymour Nutz
"The thing with this album, Don, is that ya gotta sell it on that cover. Let the people know ya mean business. Ya gotta dazzle 'em!" .
I'll bet Don's guitar technique is superior with a fucking sock-puppet on his hand.
Dumb Cop / Felt Cop
Wood Cop / Hand Cop
Bad Cop / Badder Cop
Don & Seymour roam the countryside singing folksongs of peace, love, Jesus,
White Supremacy, eugenics, genocide, homosexuality, bestiality and creative textile-arts & crafts
Seymour gave a felt heart rendition of "Hallelujah". .
Daddy, can I play with Seymour?....................Why is his mouth stuck together?...............Daddy?