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Those Were Different Times #132

Introducing "Don and Seymour" 

 

RESULTS: Now In STEREOty ... not.

RESULTS: Now without numerical rankings!  Because that is just really like something that's so, you know, hierarchial.  We should really be moving toward anarchistic collectives, who live in harmony, and like, hey, why do we even need money?

 

 

 

 

"Don's not here, Mrs. Torrance."
-theDIRTYmidget
(that's the kid from the shining talking with his finger, right?)

 

Don loves "the Touch, the Feel..of Cotton.."©
-chuckkling

 

Damn humans want a larger cut of the pie and I'm stuck with a hand up my ass!
-Gerhardguffaw

 

Sadly the band split up right after this picture was taken, when Seymour realized that even in the lint trap, he could do better.
-Gisele Noel

 

Seymour was created without arms to cut down on the feces distribution.
-chuckkling

 

Includes the smash hit,I want to eat Lamb Chop
-Mervin97

 

-ian renga
(also great for deriving eulers constant to third graders)

 

Winner of the KKKrammy Award for Best Racist Puppet.
-John Slaney
(too soon, too soon)

 

Seymour is Catholic and is giving up singing for Lint
-chuckkling

 

he's gawking at a group of nearby puppets, openly considering the unthinkable: Puppet Infidelity
-trident

 

Seymour, Seymour Nutz
-drwho

 

"The thing with this album, Don, is that ya gotta sell it on that cover.  Let the people know ya mean business.  Ya gotta dazzle 'em!" .
-trident

 

I'll bet Don's guitar technique is superior with a fucking sock-puppet on his hand.
-theDIRTYmidget

 

Dumb Cop / Felt Cop
Wood Cop / Hand Cop
Bad Cop / Badder Cop
-antistar

 

Don & Seymour roam the countryside singing folksongs of peace, love, Jesus,
White Supremacy, eugenics, genocide, homosexuality, bestiality and creative textile-arts & crafts
-theDIRTYmidget

 

Seymour gave a felt heart rendition of "Hallelujah". .
-chuckkling

 

Daddy, can I play with Seymour?....................Why is his mouth stuck together?...............Daddy?
-MadAdam

 

-trident

 

 

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Comment by MacSpruce on April 17, 2011 at 2:20am

Don & Seymour should have listened to W. Cleon Skousen ...

 

 

 

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 14, 2011 at 5:56pm
Talk to the hand....puppet.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 14, 2011 at 5:55pm

Damn humans want a larger cut of the pie and I'm stuck with a hand up my ass!

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 14, 2011 at 7:01am
They have matching cardigans they wear when Don fists himself with Seymour.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 14, 2011 at 7:01am
Children use Seymour to show where Don touched them.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 14, 2011 at 7:00am
In the movie version, they'll be played by Jon Hamm and Tracy Morgan.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 14, 2011 at 7:00am
"Don's not here, Mrs. Torrance."
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 14, 2011 at 6:59am
Don & Seymour roam the countryside singing folksongs of peace, love, Jesus,
White Supremacy, eugenics, genocide, homosexuality, bestiality and creative textile-arts & crafts.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 14, 2011 at 6:59am
The New York Times® raves:
" More rascist than 'PREACH ON SISTER, PREACH ON!' by La Wanda Page."
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 14, 2011 at 6:57am
Seymour dreads potty-time.

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