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Those Were Different Times #109

Introducing: Whatever This Is.

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... and "The More You Know" award goes to ... Macspruce for ... this:
This is not a caption, but just a note to address the 'Whatever This Is' question. Actually, it's pretty much what the cover art depicts. If I may wax pedantic for a moment,
ดนตรี = 'dondri' = music
ปี่มวย = 'pi muay' = a compound of the words for pipe and boxing. Pi ("bee") is the musical (reed) instrument or pipe that traditionally accompanies a Muay Thai (Thai boxing) match. It is somewhat similar to a chanter (the part of a bagpipe that has finger holes and is used to play the melody). It sounds sort of like what a duck might sound like if ducks were to 'sing' like other birds. You can hear a good example of Muay Thai Music (Thai fight music) at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xIyjAGK0kA
The two words at the bottom describe the other forms of Thai martial arts shown here.
กระบี่ = 'krabi' = sabre/sword
กระบอง = 'krabong' = mace/baton/club
And now, back to our regularly scheduled silliness.


6. Sticks and stones may break my bones but they do a better job on a clarinet.
-Buttermilk

 

5. The album is based on this proverb: There is a time for fighting. There is a time for weapons. For some, there is also a time to grasp one’s Pi and watch other men get sweaty.
-LeatherShorts

 

4. Battlemania
-MacSpruce

 

3. Who knew Orson Welles liked to suck on big, black vibrators,
which would provoke spontaneous boxing matches and inspire
random martial-arts demonstrations?
-theDIRTYmidget

 

2. Strumming my pain with his Knee
Singing my life with his swords
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his stick
Killing me softly with his song
-Wusumbali

 

1.875. They weren't the same since their sickle player left.

1.75. This breaks every rule of Fight Club.

1. Chow Fleng exudes dual sword confidence in his Bruce Banners®
-chuckkling

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Comment by MacSpruce on January 10, 2011 at 11:15am
Battlemania
Comment by MacSpruce on January 10, 2011 at 11:12am
Erik Satie's 4 Gymnopédies and 1 Gymnopédophile.
Comment by Lloyd Christmas on January 10, 2011 at 10:01am
And believe it or not, other more ancient transcripts have this version: Warriors will war. Fighters will fight. Terry will be blowing and watching.
Comment by Lloyd Christmas on January 10, 2011 at 10:00am
Some transcripts have this variation: Fighting is the path. For some, fighting is not the path. Ample hair gel, long black instruments and watching sweaty fighters is the path.
Comment by Lloyd Christmas on January 10, 2011 at 10:00am
The album is based on this proverb: There is a time for fighting. There is a time for weapons. For some, there is also a time to grasp one’s Pi and watch other men get sweaty.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 10, 2011 at 7:34am
The soundtrack for the musical "It's Nun Chuck Of Your Business"
Comment by bigjas on January 10, 2011 at 5:29am
and yet no one depicted trying to smuggle drugs into Thailand
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on January 10, 2011 at 5:21am
The Grateful Dead were masters of innovative album-design.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on January 10, 2011 at 5:20am
Who knew Bill Haley had released a solo-album of material
played on an unknown instrument and sung in an unknown language
which would provoke spontaneous boxing matches and inspire
random martial-arts demonstrations?
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on January 10, 2011 at 5:20am

After having sold copies numbering in the negative-thousands,
the original cover of the first B-52s album was changed. 

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