Those Were Different Times #108
Introducing: Dr. Dallas F. Billington's record album "THIS IS YOUR FUNERAL If You Are a Christian"
9.5. Includes the infamous B-Side collection of actual death rattles: 'The uncoiling wheeze' and 'accidental harmonica sounding exhale' and who could forget the chart-topper, 'combination choking sound and gas release'
9 The power of Christ compels you to take advantage of these low low prices!
8.5. If you are a Southern Christian..add Jack Daniels.
8. ..and we'll leave the light on for you.
7. That WILL be what my funeral looks like, and the open lid will be from my butt ass naked waist down so all the bitches can weep over the loss of my magnificent manhood!
(this caption was commissioned by and paid for by The Dirty Midget, a Limited Liability Corporation)
6. Ralph Edwards is going to pop up and scare the shit out of you
5. THIS IS YOUR LANDING-TARGET
If You Mistakenly Picked Up
An Anvil In A Backpack Instead Of Your Parachute
4. If not, the dumpster's out back
3. So if I play it backwards I'll be resurrected?
2.5. Dr. Billington is also an accomplished musician, & played the Skin Flute on Do They Know It's Christmas
2. Dr. Dallas' discography includes:
I'm Thinking I Like To Tell You What To Do
What's That Smell, You Say? It's Just Hell, Which Has A Boner For Your Eternal Soul
The Pope Has 'No Comment' On That
Defining Your Existence With Theist Labels: It's Pretty Good, You Should Try It
My Wife May Have Cheated On Me, But God Damn It We're Not Getting Divorced
I Smite, You Smite, We All Smite
When You Die, I'll Make Some Coffee
Christianity Is Serious Business™
My Wife May Have Cheated On Me Again, But God Damn It We're Not Getting Divorced
Loving God Is Like Showing Your Penis To A Large Group Of People (live album)
Sure, Animals Are Stupid & Beneath Contempt, But God Created Them, So We Kind Of Have To Respect That
Apparently, My Wife Will Fuck Anything That Moves (limited edition EP)
1. I hear it went multi platinum in the Middle East.