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Those Were Different Times #102.  

Introducing: "SWEET DADDY SIKI SQUARES OFF with COUNTRY MUSIC".

Results:

 
6. ...in Super-Stereo?...get. out. of. here!
-chuckkling

 

5. Jeez Kanye, just let it go already.

-missalicia

 
4. . . . and no one lives to tell the tale.

-Donairs


3. Don't hate the player...hate the music.

-Gerhardguffaw
 
2.75. Answers the musical question:
"Where can a man get a decent matching set of gloves, boots and eyebrows in this town?"


2.5. "reproduces superbly on mono or stereo players"
refers to Sweet Daddy himself, not the record.

 

2. The most important part of Sweet Daddy's elaborate masturbation fantasy
is courting himself with a peppy Zydeco serenade.

-theDIRTYmidget


1.5. the targeted demographic for this album includes:
Daddy Siki's family
Bigfoots
Draculas
Daddy Siki's pet goldfish
Loch Ness Monsters
Alan Smithees
Easter Bunnies


1. "...And Then Country Music Used It's Rape Whistle."

-antistar

 

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Comment by Lloyd Christmas on December 20, 2010 at 2:20pm

Bonus Tracks Include:

  • This Speedo Ain’t Big Enough Fer Tha Both of Us.
  • “The Man” Went Down to Georgia
  • Ring of Herpes (Sleepin With Wrestlin' Groupies Burns! Burns! Burns!)
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 19, 2010 at 4:51pm

Everybody Twang Chung tonight.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on December 19, 2010 at 4:47pm

Don't hate the player...hate the music.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 19, 2010 at 2:13am

The most important part of Sweet Daddy's elaborate masturbation fantasy
is courting himself with a peppy Zydeco serenade.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 19, 2010 at 2:12am

Professional Wrestling and Country Music.:
"2 great distastes that distaste great together."™

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 19, 2010 at 2:11am

Actually a negative of an unused photo for an Elvis album.

 

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 19, 2010 at 2:10am

Answers the musical question:
"Where can a man get a decent matching set of gloves, boots and eyebrows in this town?"

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 19, 2010 at 2:08am

"BOTTLES, LIGHTS AND MUSIC" is about the
few vague details he can remember of his life before the divorce.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 19, 2010 at 2:06am

From the looks of it, his nickname in no way refers to the size of his penis.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 19, 2010 at 2:06am

The most challenging part of his career was
inserting guitar-solos seamlessly into wrestling-matches.

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