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Those Were Different Times #101

Introducing German Wunderkind "HEINO" and his album: "Deutsche Weihnacht und festliche Lieder"

Resulten:

7. Includes the mega hit, "Taking Ein In Das Heinoooooooo!"
-Gerhardguffaw

6. Peter Fonda had the Time of his Life escaping the IRS for a few years.
-Ian Renga

5. His left hand is expressing how he feels about Poland.
-chuckkling

4.5.The angriest sounding Christmas album to date.
4.  …und bestial dungeon spaanken
-Donairs

3.5. Featuring Germany's Most Disturbing Christmas Songs.

3. Actually a tribute album of sorts, in homage to his grandfather's November 1942 release:
Deutsche Wehrmacht Weihnacht … und endgültige Lösung Lieder
featuring:
 - I'm Dreaming of an Aryan Christmas
 - Stalag of the East
 - I'll Be Homicidal for Christmas
 - O Little Camp of Buchenwald
 - I Came Upon a Midnight Queer
 - Jews to the 'Wald
 - It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Auschwitz
 - God Roast Ye Merry Gentlemen
-MacSpruce


2.5. "You vill allow zhuggahblüm-faireese to danz s'rough your het,
or you vill be eggzstairmeenated."

2. ♪♫♪ "Up in ze houzetop, klïk-klïk-klïk,
I hear Anne Frank in ze Old At-tic." ♫♪♫
-theDIRTYmidget

1.875. *featuring bonus kassette-tape Heino Goes Secret-Caroling in South America
1.75. Heino's Christmas is so white, it caused permanent damgage
1.5. "...unt plizz don stape on mein blue su-wed shoos."
1. hmmm...every darn time Heino shows up to fight crime, all of a sudden James Woods disappears...
-antistar

 

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Comment by Lloyd Christmas on December 16, 2010 at 11:16am

His friends just call him “Elfis”.

Comment by Lloyd Christmas on December 16, 2010 at 11:15am

His other job is wiping off Santa’s lap at the mall.

Comment by Lloyd Christmas on December 16, 2010 at 11:06am

…und spoogen auf der tannenbaum

Comment by Lloyd Christmas on December 16, 2010 at 11:00am

…und peepin in das kinder toiletten

Comment by Lloyd Christmas on December 16, 2010 at 10:59am

…und bestial dungeon spaanken

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 16, 2010 at 1:01am

"You vill allow zhuggahblüm-faireese to danz s'rough your het,
or you vill be eggzstairmeenated."

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 16, 2010 at 12:59am

♪♫♪ "Up in ze houzetop, klïk-klïk-klïk,
I hear Anne Frank in ze Old At-tic." ♫♪♫

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 16, 2010 at 12:58am

Who knew Andy Varhol'z muzzah couldt play ze kuitar?

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 16, 2010 at 12:58am

It's a Chanukah tribute Kristallnacht.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 16, 2010 at 12:57am

"I vill now exprezze ekknög from my liederhosen."

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