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Those Were Different Times #100

Introducing: The Minister's Quartet and their record album "LET ME TOUCH HIM"

Results:

11. The Priests Quartet recorded it first.
-Bubba Licious

10. Their second album, "Let Us Douche Her" had minimal success.
-Gerhardguffaw

9. ...and love him and pet him and squeeze him, right George?
-drwho

8. The old "Ask, Don't Tell" policy of yesteryear was more than a little flawed.
-ian Renga

7.5. Includes the hit, Square Way to Heaven.

7. Originally titled, Let Me Give Him a Prostrate Examination.
-MacSpruce

6. . In retrospect, Gavin Let, Thomas Me, Dan Touch, & Reginald Him realized they should have stood in a different order, because now it just sounds weird.
-antistar

5. The minister on the left wears black slacks: a color code indicating he prefers Baptists.
-fissurefilms

4.5. A collection of not-very-subtle-nor-persuasive auto-suggestive
subliminal-messages for parents whose sons they'd like to molest.

4. The Ministers are a travelling band of thrillseekers who endlessly tour Florida visiting alligator-farms.
-theDIRTYmidget

3. . . . you already let me sleep in your house.
-Donairs

2. "...and lastly we have suspects #21-24. Was *this* the Quartet that touched you, Timmy?"
-LeatherShorts

1. It made more sense when they were a sextet.
-misslaicia



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Comment by drwho on December 13, 2010 at 12:00pm

Celibacy was not a choice for them, it was pre-ordained.

Comment by Lloyd Christmas on December 13, 2010 at 10:19am

"...and lastly we have suspects #21-24.  Was *this* the Quartet that touched you, Timmy?"

Comment by JJJ23 on December 13, 2010 at 9:45am

Lord loves a jerkin' man.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 13, 2010 at 4:52am

The Johnny Depp Fan-Club is surprisingly small.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 13, 2010 at 4:51am

A collection of not-very-subtle-nor-persuasive auto-suggestive
subliminal-messages for parents whose sons they'd like to molest.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 13, 2010 at 4:50am

"... and by 'touch', we mean 'suck', and by 'him', we mean your penis."

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 13, 2010 at 4:49am

It's a rock-opera about 4 gay men who constantly pick up hitchhikers for sex,

but end up only arguing incessantly.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 13, 2010 at 4:47am

The first response Bret Favre received from his mass penile sext.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 13, 2010 at 4:47am

The Ministers are a travelling band of thrillseekers who endlessly tour Florida visiting alligator-farms.

Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on December 13, 2010 at 4:46am

The Senator Larry Craig Men's Room Sex-Club is surprisingly small.

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