Those Were Different Times Contest #93
Introducing, an informational selection from the United States Department Of Agriculture, for those of us in the general breeding population who don't know how to buy meat: "HOW TO BUY MEAT".
5. Also featuring the "Loading Zone" announcements!
4. I only borrow meat.
3. Jab the meat with a sharp object such as a knife or an icepick. If it moves away or emits a cry, it hasn't been adequately processed.
2.75. Track 6:
Try Not To Get Distracted By All The Pretty Colors When Handing "The Money" To The Money-Taker Person At The "Market"
2. Track 1:
Put Some Broccoli In A Headlock Just To Pump Yourself Up For Buying Meat
1.5. Go to The Meat Bank, draw out some Meat Money and drive to The Meat Store.
Then, find a 21-year-old hobo, and have him go in and buy The Meat for you.
While waiting in the car, try to look nonchalant.
1.25. From the producers of
"WHY YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO SHOVE FURNITURE UP YOUR MOM'S ASS".
1. First, find out what meat is.