Ice on the Tracks! Ice on the TRACKS!!
There went my bridge!
I'm King of the HURL!
The monsters are real!
I want a divorce!
This is worse than stir!!!
MOMMY!
Ichthyology!!
My pie hole is blue!!!
I think I can, I think I can, Oh God, I can't, I can't, I can't!!!!!!
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Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:30pm "What do you mean I'm being Punk'd?"
Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:29pm '"Is that a body part on the track?!"
Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:28pm "Loud noises!"
Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:28pm "This is gonna do wonders for my vertigo."
Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:27pm "No! Not my reading glasses!"
Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:25pm "Oh, shit. This is just like Final Destination 3!"
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 19, 2012 at 8:27am I'm smelling shit.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 19, 2012 at 8:25am Uh, oh, where did that million dollar winning lottery ticket go?
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 19, 2012 at 8:22am I forgot to turn off the stove.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 19, 2012 at 8:18am I'm not locked in!!!
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